News Flash: STDs are a stimulus too

Barney “Fannie and Freddie Are Not A Problem” Frank, noted banking expert and mortgage specialist, explains to Obama adviser George Stephanopoulos how all that money for STD prevention ($335 million) is a stimulus.

As a bonus, FFANP Frank explains how tax cuts never saved a firefighter’s or police officer’s job. Only Government spending can do that. True, FFANP, true. But only thriving businesses that are not downing in tax liabilities can generate the revenue to send to Washington, so Washington can send it back to the cities topay for the city jobs with the money generated by the business. Whew, I should get an Obama fist pump for that.

Ya know … it acutally makes more sense than Nancy Pelosi on birth control. I think.

1 reply
  1. Dimsdale
    Dimsdale says:

    Why don't we combine Freddie and Fannie and call them Frankie?

    I can't wait to go to the Barney Frank National Scenic Area on the mouth of the Taunton river….

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