Toronto school fails to ban lawn darts, but tennis and soccer balls are out

After an incident where a parent was hit by a soccer ball and suffered a concussion, the principal at Earl Beatty Public School in Toronto has temporarily banned all “hard” balls from the school playground. As mentioned in the headline, lawn darts and other sporting activities including the javelin throw were not outlawed.

It’s kind of a fun story to write about so what the heck. Of course, commentaries are hitting on all of the missed opportunities like sharp pencils, heavy backpacks and famously dangerous monkey bars, but I’ll take a different approach.

The story is the school yard is too small to handle activities. At least that’s how the principal explains the temporary ban.

The principal of Earl Beatty Public School banned the balls this week after a parent recently suffered a concussion from being hit in the head with a soccer ball.

The principal, Alicia Fernandez, banned hard balls, claiming they’re dangerous.

“Kids were coming in complaining of injury, or being scared,” she said.

The ban went into effect two weeks ago. …

Anna Caputo [a spokeswoman with Toronto District School Board] says the school — which has almost 350 students from junior kindergarten to Grade 8 as well as a daycare for younger children — has a very small yard and there have been other injuries.

On to Google Maps! I could only find one Earl Beatty Public School in Toronto. Not that I expected to find more than one, but I wanted to do my best to ensure I had the right place. The school seems to be a junior and senior public school, with a small playground at the northwest corner of the property near Woodington Ave. and Glebeholme Blvd.

The image is courtesy Google Maps and shows what I would consider a very small playground for 350 kids. Much too small in my opinion.

So, what’s in the back yard of the school?

How about a full soccer field surrounded by a track! Did the principal really ban soccer balls and other hard balls from school grounds that actually had a soccer pitch on the property?

Look, I’d be fine with banning throwing a baseball around in a small area or inside a classroom, that’s common sense, but how can 2,500 square meters be defined as “a very small yard?” I don’t know how it works over there, but when we got artificial turf in Denver, us kids loved it and you probably could not get us off the field.

Maybe all 350 kids are forced to share the small playground …. if that is the case, the simple solution is to allow them to play in the back yard of the school.

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Steve McGough

Steve's a part-time conservative blogger. Steve grew up in Connecticut and has lived in Washington, D.C. and the Bahamas. He resides in Connecticut, where he’s comfortable six months of the year.

6 Comments

  1. Dimsdale on November 18, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Nerf Soccer balls!? Coming to a risk free society near? you!



  2. Tim-in-Alabama on November 18, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Big sissies. We showed them, however. We delayed their sissy oil pipeline.



  3. Murphy on November 18, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    Tell them to play real Football , so they can use their hands to stop the ball from hitting them. CFL! CFL!



  4. GdavidH on November 18, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Soccer players use their heads all the time to stop, and change the direction of, soccer balls.

    Sounds like a parent looking for a payout.??Suck it up and let the kids play!



  5. JBS on November 19, 2011 at 10:16 am

    Hey, accidents will happen.
    Instead of being an autocrat on the issue, possibly the principal could reschedule which classes, lunch waves are out on the “playground” at one time. It’ really not wise to have all 350 kids out of the school at one time, or even the lower grades out with the upper grades.
    How about a hockey mask for the parents! Why punish the kids for the parent having a big face!



  6. WagTheDog on November 22, 2011 at 8:51 am

    Of course they didn’t ban lawn darts – you have to have something that will killl the evil happy fun balls.



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