Times are tough … even for mistresses

Hey … now this recession has gone too far. I mean … what’s a girl gunna do? This comes from Professor Reynolds at Instapundit. When you click the link below it will take you to his site first … then the link to the article. But here’s a sample.

Suddenly, I found myself being taken out less and less frequently. A recent argument went along these lines:

Me *pouting*: You haven’t taken me on a trip since we went to Bermuda in September. What’s going on?

Charles: Honey, finances are tight right now so my wife has taken it upon herself to check up on all of our accounts. She will notice any big expenditures.

Me *cute voice*: Wellllllllllllll, what are you going to do to make it up to me?

I know there is a moral to this story and it has something to do with true love and avoiding narcissism. But hey … that’s just me. You say you want more … there’s more.