Michelle Obama at NASCAR Caption Contest – Win a free T-shirt!
Never mind about the booing; so what. What I really want to know is what Michelle was thinking when someone told her to “put this on.” I’ve got a free RVO Taxed Enough Already T-shirt for what we deem to be the best caption. No profanity please.
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The world’s first “boo canceling” headphones?
They weren’t booing. They were mooing.
Audio teleprompter?? 😉
Hmmmm, I can wear these to my next trip to Target…no one will ever recognize me!!
“Michelle, ma belle” – traa laaa
“Good grief, they gave me country music to listen to”
I wonder if I can borrow? them for the next state of the union
“My mind control? headset will insure that those rednecks eat more fresh vegetables … bwaaahaaaaaaaaaa.”?
Michael Dukakis redux
gee, i wonder if this is how barack feels?
“Yes George…..our plot to take over the minds or our kids is proceeding smoothly…..do these headphones make my arms look fat??
“I can’t hear you now” (or ever)
Oh, gosh, these headphones make my ears look as big as Barack’s.
Michelle the Martian Says:? “Surrender Earthlings!”
I do see a resemblance to the alien prostitute who Martin Short took back to the Whitehouse in Mars Attacks- but that was a non-speaking part…? All she did was bite his finger off.
“Crackers and their little toys. I got news for ya’all . . . Mama’s on your case now!”
Just an FYI … you’re not going to win.
What a wife will do to get her husband votes. I know we’re in Florida, but do I have to look like the Mouse.
“Do these make my ass look fat?”
I’m not even going to try to top Winnie’s.
I didn’t know we were allowed to say that, LOLOL!
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Remember the “Big Bird” dress she wore for the immaculation, er, inauguration of her husband?
I actually meant to say “butt” but my fingers overtook my brain. hee hee hee
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Winnie,
I think you meant to say ” Does my butt make these headphones look small”
good one, Fish 🙂
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Gentlemen, Start your booing!
Are you sure Princess Leah started like this?
Wow! All these drivers are turning Left and the rednecks are cheering!
Y’all enjoy your fossil fuels while we let you.
I don’t know about you guys, but to me in that picture she looks alot like the Grinch, Fitting to I soppose.
Classy.
“. They paid special tribute to our veterans and military families at the championship race by donating over 5,000 tickets to military families and by honoring Sergeant Berry and his family, true American heroes.” per Mrs. Obama’s spokesperson. That’s why she and Biden were there.
Same type of low class people that booed the gay soldier at the Republican debate. And the right celebrates this..then wraps themselves in “support our troops” posters.
So, that’s your caption for the photo?
You still here? quoting you;
crystal4? November 12, 2011 at 8:06 am
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Ok, I give up.
HA, HA, HA Must be Murphy’s Law
No Murphy, i gave up on that post..the 1 where people were outraged that a private company should give discounted broadband to indigent children to help them succeed in school.
Still shocked, btw.
Who actually paid for these 5000 tickets?? I’m betting it was us.
Before you ask for your money back…the tickets were donated to Mrs. Obama’a and Dr. Biden’s “Joining Forces” initiative by Nascar.
You never heard of this???
http://www.whitehouse.gov/joiningforces
No, guess it wasn’t featured on any of the righty blogs.
The point is: it is easy to be “generous” with other people’s money.? You specifically said
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“They paid special tribute to our veterans and military families at the championship race by donating over 5,000 tickets to military families and by honoring Sergeant Berry and his family, true American heroes.? per Mrs. Obama?s spokesperson.”
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But now you changed the story, saying that NASCAR donated them.? So NASCAR is the generous ones, not MO and Biden. ? The ?bamas and the Bidens could have easily afforded 5000 tickets and looked good in the process, but like good little socialists, they take the money of others, and distribute it to try to make themselves look good.
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So I guess I win the bet.
“Joe remember if you try to speak I’ll press the Taser button!”
“Now I don’t have to listen to the National Anthem.”
“All of this for a checkered flag?”
“This Nasty car stuff is stupid. Good thing I got my?Rules for radicals audio book.”?
“Who knew I could?get Sound Off Connecticut in Florida!!!!”
I burned up more fuel than this, just flying down here.
Maybe they will think I’m Princess Leia!
I gave up a trip to Europe for this?
The things I have to do to support my imperial lifestyle!!
You people can look at me, but just don’t touch me!
“heyyyyy, wait a minute….this isn’t Target”
High Tech French Fry Homing Beam and Detector.?
“Danger, Will Robinson!”
okay…I’m done…Have a great Thanksgiving day, folks.
So, is Winnie wearing the new t-shirt yet????? (NOT A CAPTION!!!).