Iowahawk: Comply with me … sing along
He is one of the finest creative writers on the net today. He’s the man who brought us the Obama teleprompter revolt and the now famous rework of Obama’s “car in the ditch” story. Now we have a little “Frank Sinatra” … Comply with me.
I still take these searches very seriously. I believe the TSA is going too far in the name of safety. I believe that if the TSA, booking agents, the FBI and CIA, did their jobs, we would not need to hands up skirts or pants. But sometimes even the most serious subject deserves a laugh. From Iowa Hawk … to the tune “Come Fly with Me” by Sammy Cahn. If you want to sing along, we have included an instrumental by Michael Buble.
Hit it, Frank.
Comply with me, before you fly away
Remove those shoes and take a cruise
Through my peekaboo X-ray
Comply with me, I’m your friendly TSA
Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I’ll just give a shout
To my icy-handed chums
Comply with me, bend over here it comes
Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish
I’ll just fish
Got my wish
Once I get all up there you’ll be squirming like an eel
You may squeal
At the feel
When we’re together
Want to see the entire song rewrite … go here to Iowahawk.
I love the song … but being a 70’s Doors fan … this isn’t bad either, heh?
Hey, how about adding your own official songs of the TSA in the comment section below.
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