It ain’t easy living in Manahatten these days. Times are tough … even for those trendy folks in the east village. Yikes. From Hot Air “we pick you click.”
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.
Oh yeah … there’s more … and its goooooood.

So where are you supposed to go when she wants to use the bathroom? Crawl into the linen closet on a shelf? It's a very large linen closet.
I think this woman would be most pleased if you did an accurate imitation of a tree.
Just not in her bathroom when she need it.
Was her name Barbra Streisand by any chance?
I personally would be more concerned about the health issues invovled in sleeping on the floor, even with a matress of some sort in someone elses bathroom….there must be a health code somewhere about this?